The Islamic fascists hate all people equally
The French appeasement bubble bursts
Defeated in Najaf, and nearly wiped out in Sadr City, Sadr makes a U-Turn demonstrating the wisdom of the old addage "If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em"
Now that the UN deadline has expired for Sudan, it's time to review where we stand
IAEA muddles through
When Damascus speaks, Lebanon stands at attention
They hate even the whiff of Democracy
Accentuate the negative, eliminate the positive, don't mess with Mr in-between
Bank robber gets address wrong, asks directions
"Doctor, I lost my wedding ring, and this giant tumor has grown where it used to be"
Celebrating the 1,424th birthday of toilet paper, the most significant event in civilization since the invention of beer
Kris Kristofferson gets inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame. He's come a long way from bein' busted flat in Baton Rouge
He's not travelling, he's a mummy
