Turkish hostages are freed
Karzai appeals for NATO to speed up peacekeeper deployment
Portuguese Prime Minister Jose Manuel Durao Barroso appointed President of EU
Saudi Islamic fascist Othman al-Amri turns himself in
Bush can detain fascists, but detainees allowed judicial review
Kerry blames Bush blah blah blah
Paige Davis strips for charity: "No one mauled my breasts!"
Leeches approved as medical device
Her new home was the neighboorhood meth lab
New German Motzart opera includes rape, torture, masturbation, a nude bass singing an aria in the shower, and a cross-dressing hero who slaughters a troupe of semi-naked prostitutes. Now that's entertainment
