Daily Dish

The Ivory Coast just became a "hot war". It's a quagmire I tell ya.

Things have really turned around in Iraq; or at least the reporting of it has. Meanwhile, voter registration begins. Scott Speicher's remains may have been found.

Despite the Left's narrative that Bush won because of "the Gay marriage" vote, there is little evidence to suggest this is true (see this too). In other news, Hollywood ponders the implications of the defeat of Senator Kerry and Deacon evaluates the "values divide" while Michael Moore ponders the wisdom of cultivating the "pot smoking slacker vote".

Help Robert Redford relocate to Ireland, or donate to the USO. Whatever.

Plutonium is found near Egypt's nuclear plant. France says "what nuclear plant?"

Beheadings rise world wide. You didn't notice because to the press, it's only news when it happens in the First World.

Nine people have now been arrested in the death of Dutch filmaker Theo Van Gogh. All are being held being held on suspicion of belonging to a criminal organization with "terrorist intent," and "conspiracy to murder with a terrorist character"

EU now offers strong support for Iraq's interim government. I wonder what brought them around all of a sudden? Hmmmm, let me think......

Burgler who got stuck in a chimney while plying his trade is ordered by the court to rebuild the damage done to get him out.

They just don't make 'em as tough as Lewis and Clark anymore. And Sacajawea, don't forget Sacajawea

Hey! That's my Ozzy

Another good idea gone wrong. Anybuddy for golf?

Um....it's OK to sell beer at a drive through store, you just can't buy any? I don't get it.

Read a book, get oral sex. Now that's a deal.